What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

🔥Why has Prime Narendra Modi become Extremely FRUSTRATED and Highly DEPRESSED because he has NOT been invited by Donald Trump to witness his Oath Ceremony for his INAUGURATION on 20th January as the next PRESIDENT of USA? Does the DESPERATE Narendra Modi FEAR that Donald Trump's actions may even LEAD to the FALL of the BJP-led MINORITY Government in India, as such actions have already caused GREAT PANIC in the NDA Coalition?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do I have an itch in my labia, white gooey and thick discharge which doesn't have a smell but my vagina does sometimes and both me and my partner do not have STDs, what is it?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Do you think President-Elect Donald Trump won the presidency fair and square, or do you think the GOP resorted to blatant unlawful practices to tilt the election?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

Octopussy

Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the process of becoming an Evangelical preacher? Is attending seminary school necessary? How long does it typically take? Is it financially challenging?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?